I love modern communications and technology not only because they make it really easy to keep in touch with family and friends, but they also provide some funny stuff in between. Take this recent exchange on WhatsApp with A:

Note – A uses speech-to-text; I type old-school style. And remember, the German word for kisses is Bussis.


“…And give yourself and Toby lots of pussies”

“Fuck AutoCorrect”



“Ducking awesome!!”


Note to self – teach phone how to cuss.